When a storm is coming, all other birds seek shelter. The eagle alone avoids the storm by flying above it. So, in the storms of life may your heart be like an eagle’s and soar above.” – Author Unknown

Have a Good Laugh…A Naughty Post..

Read this if you want to have a good laugh!

Encouraging you to have a good laugh on Near a River.
Encouragement to have a good laugh on Near a River.

Laughter improves your immune system and your mood.  Are you ready for a good laugh?  Read on if you are!

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife Susan.   She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

Susan  thought long and hard about it.  When no one else applied she decided to hire the Jimmy, the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching..

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand, “You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.” Jimmy  readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o’clock came and he didn’t return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the Susan  sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her and said, “Unbutton my blouse and take it off,”.

Trembling, he did as she directed. “Now take off my boots.” He did as she asked, ever so slowly. “Now take off my socks.”

Jimmy  removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

“Now take off my skirt.”

Slowly he unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

“Now take off my bra..” Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.”


I did not see the end of this story coming, either!

Hope you had a good laugh because everyone needs a good laugh at least once a day.

Soar like an eagle over life’s storms and laugh every day of your life!

You might also enjoy the encouraging words in these Near a River posts:

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Read this to better understand your life journey.

Did you know that Albert Einstein would have made a great therapist?

If you want others to treat you with respect, you must first treat yourself with respect.

If you enjoyed this post, remember that BJ writes children’s books. Her children’s eagle Near a River common core reading book is available on Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble.com. Buy BJ’s Near a River eagle reading book for a child you care about today!

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"Each reader's heart is like an eagle's and can soar above the storms in life..." - Near a River's Author, BJ Rae.

Written with uplifting words of encouragement, Near a River is a photographic children's book about two young bald eagles who are eager for their mother to teach them to fly so they may soar over the storms in their lives. Near a River encourages early childhood reading. BJ hopes that every child becomes a strong reader and soars above the storms in life.

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