I am blessed. Are you blessed today?
Do you feel blessed today? I do!
Today I am thrilled to report that I have reached one of my year-long goals: to become the number one ranked BJ Rae on the internet.
Just google “BJ Rae”, then you will see that I am number one!
This is no small accomplishment, because my name is not “Mortimer Snurd” or “Pearl Buttons”. Indeed, there are bunches of BJ Rae’s out there, each of them constantly vying for first place.
There is BJ Rae, representative at the Grand Lodge of “Odd Fellows” in Ontario, Canada. I wonder what he does to be classified as an “odd fellow”. (Hey, BJ, what does an “odd fellow” do, anyway?”)
Another one is BJ “The Chicago Kid” Rae. This BJ Rae won an award for Best Music Video of the Week. (Congrats, man. Great job! Music helps make the world go around!)
Cops arrested one poor fellow named BJ Rae for murder in Connecticut. (Sorry to hear about your legal problems, man. But you must take care of your mental health, your soul, and your heart–first and foremost. Keep your heart and soul filled with God’s love and hope, and you will stay out of trouble!)
To all the other BJ Rae’s, I say this. Of course, every BJ Rae deserves to be ranked number one on the internet! If it were up to me, there would be numerous BJ Rae’s ranked first on google.
Family and friends, your undying support and encouragement gave me the strength I needed to never settle for the much lower ranking I had earlier this year. Thank gazillions for all of your support!
Fellow BJ Rae’s, I promise I will represent us all to the best of my ability. Therefore, I will always dutifully work to maintain my ranking and honor the name “BJ Rae”!
Some people spend their whole lives trying to find themselves but now, thanks to google, I can find myself in a fraction of a second!